Colin Thornborough Facts

Fact #33

Whilst Charlie Sheen is busy Winning, he has not yet realised that Colin has already Won.

Fact #32

What Franklin D. Roosevelt really meant to say was, “the only thing to fear, is fear itself…. And Colin

Fact #31

Colin does not pity the fool. Pity is an emotion. Colin does not feel emotions because he is a man.

Fact #30

If you see Colin pull this face… RUN! this is his kill Face.

Fact #29

Colin know’s where Osama bin Laden is, and its not in some cave in Afghanistan. He’s in Sydney building colin a house… with mad tunnels.

Osama bin Laden is Colin’s bitch.

Fact #28

Colin has made 4,562 people spontaneously combust, just by blinking.

Fact #27

Bruce Willis has no hair because he lives in fear. He knows colin is coming for him because of his shitty acting.

Fact #26

World’s largest bomb dive was done by Colin, it was documented in the Bible, and we know this event as the Parting of the red Sea. Moses lied to us all. Colin saved the jews.

Fact #25

Colin ate this mofo of a burger in 3.45 seconds. its main ingredient is Mr. T and Chuck Norris.

Fact #24

Colin owns a beating stick. He calls it the “beating stick of justice” He used it wrestle with a Sperm while, so he could ride that sonuva bitch.